A David McDonagh Piece
Synopsis
'It's all about Von Swallow' depicts a Friday adventure of our protagonists, who - learning from Miss Swallows most recent 'tweet' - is performing at a secret venue in East London.
After discovering that the performance is being held at a gentlemans club near Shoreditch High Street, the boys arrange to meet in Broadway Market and begin their adventure.
Unfortunately, there is call for a swift exit after Mickey offends a woman in fake fashionista hangout - The Rat and Mutton.
Synopsis
A freak hurricane hits London subsequently ripping David's towerblock from Lower Clapton and carrying it into a bizarre, alternative London known as Lundun.
Without realising, his block landed on the Wicked B*tch of the South - killing her instantly. All her power was contained in her magic shorts which David has now inherited.
Unfortunately for David, things soon take a turn for the worse when the Wickedest of all Wicked B*tches, the Wicked B*tch of Windsor makes an appearance demanding her sisters shorts.
Luckily, Lottie the Coolest Bitch of the North rescues David and informs that in order to make it back to Clapton, he must take the Red Route in order to meet The Great Handy Bango.
Along the way, David befriends a cowardly thug and a sex craved scarecrow - both of whom wish to meet the all powerful Bango.
Will the Wickedest of Wicked Bitches and her army of Flying Crackheads stop them?