A David McDonagh Piece
SchoolYardRules! Who's Who
Name:
David Dermot McDonagh
About David:HELLO WORLD! I'm David! I was born in Islington and live in Hackney. I used to want to be a kangaroo when I grew up, but now I feel a working as a graphic designer would be more appropriate. If I could do anything I would buy my own island.
David Loves:
Graphic design, Illustration, Grafitti, Anatolia's on Mare Street, retro clothing, Camden, Russ Meyer films, black & white photography, Batman, summer, Ramsey Street, LastNightsParty, pigeons, skinny jeans, Converse, steak, Arnold's mum...
David Hates:
Losing my mobile phone, snobs, cold weather, error messages, daft people, Pete Doherty wannabe's, poor little rich kids, fish, waiting.
Would Love To Have A Laugh With:
ERR...Not sure.
Would Most Love To Slap:
Other than Gok Wan, no one - increase the peace.
Dream Date:
Cameron Diaz
Name:
Michael (Mickey) Cormach Martin Patrick John Joseph Murphy
About Mickey:I'm Mickey Murphy AKA: The Mick, Mickster, His Micksterness, Bigus Mickus or just Big Mick. I was born in Crackney and my parents own a pub in Clapton and another in Norf London. I want to own my own construction company. If I could do anything, I would impregnate all the girls from Hollyoaks.
Mickey Loves:
Sunday League football on the marshes, Arsenal, East London, mixed race girls with blue eyes, Camden Lock, Dublin, EasyJet,roast dinners.
Mickey Hates:
Failing to pull, London Underground, drunk rambling, fascists, hardcore goths, the Emo crowd, social scientists, religious nuts, going church on Sunday mornings, dodgy barbers, Oxford Street, Michael Moore.
Would Love To Have A Laugh With:
Liam & Noel.
Would Most Love To Slap:
Lightspeed Champion and whoever stole my bike!
Dream Date:
Leona Lewis
Name:
Arnold Barrington Williston
About Arnie:Word to Lundun! Williston's 'ere - also known as chickenstock - don't ask! I live in Hampstead but would love to live the dream in either Barcelona or possibly Brazil. Don't have any life plans as such - just take each day as it comes.
Arnold Loves:
Barcelona, inflight meals, decent festivals, Samba, gigging, sticker art, X-FM, dumplings, Napolean Dynomite, South Park,historical documentaries, Joy Division, indie music, Vampire Weekend, the Bricklayers Arms in Shoreditch, Eastenders, Coronation Street and all the other soaps, my plasma screen TV,superhero movies, Heroes.
Arnold Hates:
Z list celebrities, Essex boys haircuts, Strictly, G&T's, egomaniacs, cigar smokers, strobe lights, Disney characters, people who play MP3 phones loudly, wannabe gangsta's, the night bus, taxi drivers, not having money, pasta.
Would Love To Have A Laugh With:
Russell Brand.
Would Most Love To Slap:
Reckon I could have Phil Mitchell.
Dream Date:
Dawn Porter.
Name:
Kristian Akinwende Coochu Brenthouse
About Kristian:
I'm K-B. I was born in Homerton and christened in a sink. I live in Clapton, Hackney. I want my own record label.
Kristian Loves:
Wearing women's clothing in secret, confident women, Liverpool FC, Glastonbury, telephone banking, awesome Nike trainers, Hip-Hop, Jedi Knights, Greek salads, mixed grills, running, badly dubbed ninja movies, New York, R 'n' B, clubbing, blondes, brunettes, stop and search, Upper Street restaurants, my grandma's cooking.
Kristian Hates:
People with attitude problems, bad gigs, pop music, dogs, bad drivers, rain, celulite, being ill, fat women, the Number 38 bendy bus, crackheads, lemons, Big Brother, Jade Goodie
Would Love To Have A Laugh With:
Dizzee Rascal
Would Most Love To Slap:
The Karate Kid
Dream Date:
Santogold